magnusrayne:

The Mortal Instruments: a summary

magnusrayne:

The Mortal Instruments: a summary

tmi 
thesongoficarus:

idiopathicsmile:

bedlamsbox:


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Are you fucking kidding me
Sidenote: he looks as much like a pirate as he does like a french king
Sidenote 2: Now I hope this movie just goes totally off the rails and becomes about how the king just decides being king is no fun and abdicates in favor of being a pirate I MEAN HE’S DRESSED FOR THE JOB
SIDENOTE 3: NO REALLY HE LOOKS LIKE A PIRATE AND THAT WOULD BE WAY MORE FUN

OOH WAIT CAN WE USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO TALK MORE ABOUT LES MIS PIRATE AUS? That was a fun day.

#although admittedly in the one les mis pirate au i’ve headcanoned R spents most of the story as a non-pirate #and is instead THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING PIRATE HOSTAGE OF ALL TIME #spends all his time locked up in the hold lying on the floor and LOUDLY SINGING DRINKING SONGS #PAST THE PIRATES’ BEDTIMES #(legit historical fact: pirates went to bed pretty early as a rule) #initially the thought is to hold him for ransom bc his dad is a super wealthy merchant involved in the slave trade #but it soon becomes increasingly clear that nobody on land is willing to pay money to get him back #and then it turns out that in addition to his idle rich boy skills #(such as loafing around and lying indolently on surfaces) #he also has decent pirate skills #(such as swordfighting and wrestling and loudly singing sea shanties) #and passes the job interview with flying colors #(everyone on land is all ‘those terrible pirates corrupted that wealthy merchant’s son!’ #except for everyone on land who has actually MET grantaire #who collectively goes ‘HAHAHA NO’) #also starring eponine who joins the pirate crew disguised as a boy etc etc #except cosette’s already there and they do an anne bonny and mary read situation #good lord what was even my point here #let’s just take another moment to think about black pirate enjolras #and try to wrap our minds around the full majesty of pirate bahorel’s waistcoats (x)

thesongoficarus:

idiopathicsmile:

bedlamsbox:

[x]

Are you fucking kidding me

Sidenote: he looks as much like a pirate as he does like a french king

Sidenote 2: Now I hope this movie just goes totally off the rails and becomes about how the king just decides being king is no fun and abdicates in favor of being a pirate I MEAN HE’S DRESSED FOR THE JOB

SIDENOTE 3: NO REALLY HE LOOKS LIKE A PIRATE AND THAT WOULD BE WAY MORE FUN

OOH WAIT CAN WE USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO TALK MORE ABOUT LES MIS PIRATE AUS? That was a fun day.

#although admittedly in the one les mis pirate au i’ve headcanoned R spents most of the story as a non-pirate #and is instead THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING PIRATE HOSTAGE OF ALL TIME #spends all his time locked up in the hold lying on the floor and LOUDLY SINGING DRINKING SONGS #PAST THE PIRATES’ BEDTIMES #(legit historical fact: pirates went to bed pretty early as a rule) #initially the thought is to hold him for ransom bc his dad is a super wealthy merchant involved in the slave trade #but it soon becomes increasingly clear that nobody on land is willing to pay money to get him back #and then it turns out that in addition to his idle rich boy skills #(such as loafing around and lying indolently on surfaces) #he also has decent pirate skills #(such as swordfighting and wrestling and loudly singing sea shanties) #and passes the job interview with flying colors #(everyone on land is all ‘those terrible pirates corrupted that wealthy merchant’s son!’ #except for everyone on land who has actually MET grantaire #who collectively goes ‘HAHAHA NO’) #also starring eponine who joins the pirate crew disguised as a boy etc etc #except cosette’s already there and they do an anne bonny and mary read situation #good lord what was even my point here #let’s just take another moment to think about black pirate enjolras #and try to wrap our minds around the full majesty of pirate bahorel’s waistcoats (x)

monica-geller:

this time of year is so depressing for australians on tumblr….. i don’t think u understand…. y’all r like ‘I’M GONNA WEAR ORANGE ALL MONTH LONG AND SHOVE PUMPKINS UP MY ASS AND SLEEP IN A BED OF LEAVES!!’ and australians are down here like ‘a bunch of birds are probably going to try to kill me if i attempt to go outside and i’m five seconds away from getting heatstroke’

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

http://nothingrhymeswithsquash.co.vu/post/98526630282/nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an-alternative-version

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

lucithor:

The first time Courfeyrac and Combeferre have a falling out Courf starts to miss him after literally twenty minutes and sends him a message saying “hey look its u” with this attached:

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And Combeferre just finds it really hard to stay mad at him after that

gigi-van-damn:

My favourite thing about Les Mis Broadway is during Attack on Rue Plumet Arbender as Montparnasse elects to climb over the wall and pose on top of it instead of what the rest of the gang do which is go through the open gate

capn-stan:

thelilnan:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP having a long-awaited reunion after not seeing each other for several years.

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I WAS EXPECTING A STUCKY GIF BUT HONESTLY THIS IS BETTER

letsenjolrevolutionthings:

have a nice day (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

letsenjolrevolutionthings:

have a nice day (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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